The Breeder's Guide

Collie + Lhasa Apso
= Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Spitz + Chow Chow
= Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

Pointer + Setter
= Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Pekingese + Lhasa Apso
= Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
= Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
= Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound
= Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog
= Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador
= Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer
= Moot Point, owned by...oh well, it doesn't matter anyway

Deerhound + Terrier
= Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

Bull Terrier + Shitzu
= Bull Shitzu, a gregarious but unreliable breed